to be hard; back when boy met girl and girl agreed to go steady.Yes, plain old going steady was still hard, without the help of technology, when it was still called going steady.
I’m 22 years old, and while out at the bar, I drunkenly invite my jaw-droopingly gorgeous girlfriend to come over for the holiday. A few weeks later, when it’s finally time for Christmas dinner, I’m sober and having regrets.
And once, when I accidentally repeated the word “fag” to my mother after reading it in a book, she freaked out on me.“Never, ever, ever, EVER say that word again!
” my usually passive mum shouted at me, English accent clipped and proper.
If you’re a living, breathing human being (which — and I don’t want to make assumptions — I’m going to guess you are if you’re reading this), you probably have a butthole. When you embark on a new relationship, having a butthole is the thing you want to have.
The fact that every single person on earth has a butthole is something we all know, something we are all cripplingly aware of but refuse to talk about, ever — especially in the context of love and romance.