One of the best resources I came across was the Tinder thread on a fitness forum – this was a huge 350 page thread with thousands of posts! Above average brains, below average height, pretty average penis. Shirtless gym selfies, cut-off tee gym selfies, pull-my-shirt-up gym selfies, mid-workout gym selfies. Married, couple of kids, looking for some side action. If you want to break through the Tinder jungle and have flirty Tinder conversations, you need some serious firepower.
how can you admire a human who consciously embraces the bland, the mediocre, and the safe rather than risk the suffering that disappointments can bring? It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked. Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing! No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I hope your day is as nice as my ass I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.